If you’re anything like me, you’ve subscribed to all of the recent social media trends. Starting with MySpace, evolving to Facebook and throwing a little Twitter in there somewhere along the way with a sprinkle of Buzz at the end and a forgotten dabble of Orkut and hi5 to keep your palette tasteful along the years. Even more is you, like me, have probably joined each of your favorites together with a smidgen of application glue so you only have to update one network before it propagates out to piss off the rest of the network nodes you now call friends. Sleepless nights patrolling the internet, looking for something witty, interesting or off-your-rocker stupid. Like a predator searching for his next meal in the desolate brush of an African terrain, you must show all your social friends just how cool you are in 140 characters or less. Well NO MORE, my friends .. no more.
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Posts Tagged: humor
25
Feb 10
Internet writing am hard
A while back, I read this on a Facebook status update.
Going to right a new business plan, for investors to see if I can raise some money… This should be fun
It’s my guess you won’t be all that successful.
Yeah, yeah, maybe I should have submitted this to one of the many failbooking type of sites, but that would have taken far more time than just telling you about it here.
31
Dec 09
Happy New Year! Now high fives!
High fives all around to another decade. Successful or not, you didn’t die so there’s something to drink to!
13
Oct 09
Programming languages suggest your political affiliation
That’s right, I said it. We’ve all either fell victim to this crime of ignorance or seen someone who has. An elementary-level math problem attacks while your fingers are nonchalantly resting on your home row and the first thing that comes to mind is: let’s have the computer figure it out! It is this critical point where your subconscious kicks in, refers to your deep and statuesque political belief structure and decides what the next few characters will be in your console. These characters are the definition of you. Let me explain.
Hello World
Encapsulated in that marvel of command-line wizardry only a lazy pirate would understand is your political perspective. Let’s break down each of the languages we can use to solve this problem so we can better understand your cognitions.